Bin Laden like Bush’s style, maybe

Just when we comedians thought there was no more George W. Bush material, the Pakistani government comes along and drops this warhead right into our laps.

According to the recent leaks from ‘The Abbottad Commission’ , Al Qaeda’s poster boy Osama bin Laden managed to live undetected in the middle of a Pakistani suburb for almost six years.  The reason behind the report was to find out how in God’s green earth OBL pulled this off.

Apparently,  in 2005 Osama and his posse bought a massive compound, covered it with barbed wire and hunkered down. The neighbors were none the wiser and probably just thought that Santa bought a summer home.

Per the report, the cops didn’t even know he was there.  Every now and then Benny L got bored and cruised the streets and once, he got pulled over.  The po-po claim they thought he was just another tall Arab-foreigner with a long beard and they let him off.  

The icing on the cake came from Osama’s wife herself.  The FBI’s most wanted man and George Bush’s arch nemesis managed to stay incognito by disguising himself as, prepare yourself for this… George Bush.  If one of OBL’s haraam is telling the truth, in order to not be noticed in his compound, the thorn in America’s side would wear a cowboy hat.

While I’m glad he’s gone, I’ve got to give props to Osama for his chutzpah. Ten years on the run and he spent six of them at his own “Crawford Ranch”, trotting around in his 5 gallon hat and most likely blaring Hank Williams Junior out of his Ford Truck.

Maybe that’s why the Pakistani police didn’t recognize him. 

By Brett Weer 

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كرفان – شو في برمضان على شاشة رؤيا؟ – استضافة فريق عمل الجار قبل…

كرفان – شو في برمضان على شاشة رؤيا؟ – استضافة فريق عمل الجار قبل الدار – رؤيا

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Ex in the city: Bel Aks

Ex in the city: Bel Aks

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Ex in the city: Ya Haram

Ex in the city: Ya Haram

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Ex in the city: No Ya man

Ex in the city: No Ya man

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Ex in the city: God Save Your Mustache

Ex in the city: God Save Your Mustache

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Ex in the city: God give you health!

Ex in the city: God give you health!

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N2O Comedy: برت في النصيحة

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“The Ban is on In Lebanon A crackdown on smoking in public places is officially on in Lebanon.  Is…”

“The Ban is on In Lebanon

A crackdown on smoking in public places is officially on in Lebanon.  Is this as vain as telling Americans not to talk loud in public or is there a chance this new law will actually extinguish the smoke?

Today the country of Lebanon is enacting and enforcing asmoking ban in all public enclosures.  To the casual Western reader this news is as blasé as Lady Gaga getting a tattoo or the national debt adding another trillion dollars.  Ho-Hum.

To anyone Lebanese or familiar with their ilk, this ban is big.  We’re talking headlines— the Prince Harry nude billiards type of news.  

Arabs love their Camels, and were not talking about the ones you ride.  And the Lebanese are among the leaders of the pack… and carton.

This should tell you how committed to their fags the Lebanese are. Middle East Airlines, a Lebanese carrier was the last company in the entire world to ban smoking on flights in 2001. 10 years later they had to beg their government to make it a federal law because people still kept lighting up in flight!

This doesn’t stop the pilots however. Hostesses have leaked that the captain likes to have a drag in the cockpit- a Lucky Strike for a Lebanese striker is suprisingly routine.

It is not at all uncommon to go to gramma’s in Beirut and she’ll offer you a tray of cigs. Forget the Werther’s Originals, how about an Ultra Slim?

For a Lebanese denizen, nothing starts off a meal like a drag of a fag. And in between courses it is usual to take a little walk around the Pall Mall.  What’s for dessert? A cream puff, hold the cream.

The powers that be think they’re going to cut out the indoor smoke breaks and on paper, it may look promising.

But these are the Lebanese. They’ve partied through all of their civil wars and see each day as one to be celebrated.  Chaos is the norm for them so an edict from the feds will not stop their tobacco appetizers andLebanani snacks.

Most likely,  the ban will have its 10 minutes of fame and then the bars and restaurants will return to their regular smokey selves.  People will have to step outside for a non-smoke and this government attempt at order will be swallowed whole by the normal chaos that the Lebanese love and enjoy. 

By Brett Weer

 

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N2O Comedy: Love in the Middle East

N2O Comedy: Love in the Middle East

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